Its been said that alcohol is a problem... but what about all the problems it fixes?! Alcohol can lay a blanket over a lot of bigger problems.
People spend thousands of dollars a year on Therapists and expensive prescriptions for mood altering drugs to help them with social anxiety, O.C.D., and phobias. Why drive all the way to the doctors office when theres a liquor store just around the corner?
Just pick the right alcohol for the problem!
Example:
Social Anxiety= Jager.. you'll talk to everyone and probably end up pantless on the bar!
O.C.D.= Jack Danial's.. you'll stop caring about any rituals or cleaning b/c you'll be too trashed to care!
Fear of Heights= Vodka.. you'll be unable to focus to tell how far off the ground you are!
If you're too timid and need to stand up for yourself. Try tequila, you'll deck someone before the nights over and maybe get a chick out of it!
You're Welcome.
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